Lowe's- What's new? Everything and Nothing!!

My brother is back in the hospital, for observation due to complications. A person in the ICU has no privacy- always being poked at and demonstrated upon. Eventually you forget the strangers are even there. So you don't think anything when they come in and you're watching a really bad movie.

Harold: NO! NO COCKMEAT SANDWICH!! PLEASE!
Kumar: NOT THE COCKMEAT SANDWICH!!

Nurse: And have you been urinating?

Salty: I'm betting the TV is on too loud. Let's turn that down.