I desperately needed a haircut yesterday because of an unexpected job interview today. I didn't have time to go see my regular guy so I went to the ghetto barber shop down the block from my apartment.
The first thing I noticed was that my barber fully immersed his combs in barbicide, instead of the token dip that most barbers perform. Then before he started cutting my hair, he sprayed his electric clippers with disinfectant and replaced the razor blade on his razor with a brand new blade fresh out of the box. I thought, "This guy is a germophobe. I like this."
Then he performed the entire haircut without moving his feet. He just repeatedly spun my chair back and forth. At the end I looked ok but I was completely nauseous. I wonder if he stays completely still during sex and just moves his wife all around into different contortions. I also wonder is she gets nauseous.
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