Since I have nothing to do in the morning now, I have taken it upon myself to get coffee for the wife while she is in the shower. I walk to the Dunkin Donuts down the block and wait on line.,
The cops are the fastest and therefore the best customers. They just get coffee and it's usually black. The businessmen are ok, but occasionally they get three dozen donuts and that takes forever. The worst people on line are by far the high school girls. They order things I've never heard of, they're indecisive, and they're always talking on the phone at 7 am. This morning a girl ordered an iced decaf latte "with a little coconut" and three munchkins. She took five minutes to pick out three munchkins. I almost strangled her and dragged her unconscious body to Starbucks.
Dunkin Donuts is for coffee people, Starbucks is for high school girls.
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