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This weekend, the token couple friend of Boyfriend and I went bowling, so that Elise could drink inside the establishment (for a change).

The alley was full of people, and we got stuck next to a man wearing a Disney button-up shirt. Defying all natural laws, the man in the Disney shirt was both serious and good at what he was doing; after one of us would bowl a strike he would dole out advice. "Point your thumb toward where you want the ball to go," he told Higgy. "You've got to use the arrows. They're there for a reason!" he told Elise.

You know what he told me? "You've got to ask them to put up the bumpers!"