Sometimes I browse the Internet after dinner while sitting on the couch and watching television with the wife. It gives me something to do while she watches George O'Malley somehow have sex with every woman in the hospital.
I turn the speakers off on my computer while sitting on the couch. Sometimes I check out adult sites and I do not want those sounds coming from my computer while the wife watches television.
Last night I forgot to turn the speakers off and my computer loudly announced, "WE'VE NOTICED THAT YOU VISIT THE NEW YORK POST ONLINE OFTEN! SIGN UP FOR HOME DELIVERY!" I would have been less embarrassed by a bestiality web site. With only gay animals.
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