The wife and I went skydiving over the weekend.  It was my first time.  It was one of the most exciting things I have ever done and I loved it.  If I could somehow manage to do it every day, I would.    
 While we were waiting our turn on the ground, I found that the wife and I had very different concerns.
 Wife:
 "They're not going to give us anything to wear over our clothes?  I thought the web site said that there would be like a covering or something."
 "Do you think I'll be cold up there?  They go pretty high.  I bet it's cold on the plane."
 "Do you think that harness is going to push my breasts way up?"
 Me:
 "I should have written a will."
  
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