Um, a smidgen- um, a tidbit

My school is an "academic" school. After field day, at the end of the day, we made the kids write poems about sports. And then we made them put the poems on craft paper. And then we made the kids put them on display.

When I came upon this one student's artwork, I shit a brick and then removed it. All without making a single noise.

For those who can't read, here it is:

Haiku about Sports:
They bounce and they roll
They're played with everywhere
Balls, glorious balls