There comes a time in every family when the entire family must turn their back on a certain member. My recent obsession with my new video game, Grand Theft Auto IV, has led my family to give up on me.
Mom: What have you been up to?
Fresh: I tried to sell some diamonds last night but the deal went wrong and I had to shoot my way out of a museum. Then I stole a fire engine and used the water cannon to soak all of the female pedestrians in Manhattan.
Mom: I have to go.
I'm going to miss them.
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