Like hot butter on your breakfast toast

The other day at Trader Joe's I got bottles of both shampoo and body wash. The bottles? Identical, except for the product descriptions. The liquid? Same color! Piqued, I decided to check the ingredients. The exact same ingredients! The exact same order!

So, I started using the bottles interchangably, because why not?

The only thing that bothers me is that it really makes me feel like a douche to be washing my body with shampoo and my hair with body wash.

Ba-dum, dum.