I drank the wine, but I threw away the rose

I love trade, and I love food. So I organized a "food trade" for my students, so that they could exchange their mother's food for others' mothers' food.

The winners? Those who brought semi-rare, semi-precious items such as Jones soda and cinnamon buns.

The losers? Fruit cups and peanut-butter filled pretzels.

And me. I ate a hot dog wrapped in bacon then rolled in cheese and fried. It gave me heartburn.