Do you like it like that?

Today I had the best morning ever. By 7:30 I was sipping on mimosas in bed and reading a gossip magazine. By 8:30 I was eating a Boyfriend breakfast burrito (can't be beat), and by 9:30 the neighbor started fixing his GD fence again.

Although the aural assault was heavy, I was able to combine the forces of "tipsy" and "full" to propel myself into sleep.

I woke up at noon. Again, best morning ever.