Monday, April 21, 2008

Drunk a skunk am I from the celebration

I went to a Passover Seder over the weekend at the house of a friend.  Just like last year, he warned me to stay away from his grandmother, who is in her nineties and is known to yell at everyone around her.  She's very opinionated. 
 
i made a rolled chocolate flourless cake with whipped cream.  I forgot to take a picture.  But for the record, I prefer my desserts with flour.
 
After dinner as I was helping to clean up, the grandmother made her way into the kitchen on her walker.  I turned around and she was staring at me with an evil look.  Without taking her eyes off me, she said to her son, "Jack, who is he?"  Jack said, "That's Fresh."  She said, "Fresh.  Good cake."  Then she hobbled away.  And for some reason, I was terrified of her.