The next Diablo Cody, but except the Oscar part.

As much as I hate kids, I really love watching them. They think adults are so stupid.

What follows is the premise and major characters for the funniest sitcom ever. The stories and characters are completely unrelated to anything I see on a daily basis.

Premise: The show uses adults to play as students at a high school. This is funny.

Major Characters.
1. Students.
a. The kid who no one likes because he's obnoxious about how smart he is. He doesn't know that no one likes him, although it's obvious-- just like the inexplicable "L" stamp on his forehead, which he thinks stands for "Loquacious". Frequently he's seen saying things like, "But yesterday I gave you half my sandwich!!"

b. The son of a senator who is constantly getting into trouble for drawing penisfaces on the white board during passing period and labeling it with other students' names. His lives in fear of being sent to Catholic school.

c. The pretty, chunky girl who sarcastically answers any question posed her. All the students want to punch her in the face, except the boys, who want to fuck her in the face.

2. Teachers.
a. The brand-new teacher who brings in cupcakes weekly so that her students don't maim her. Instead of calling her "Teacher", she is called "Dogg" by everyone except the Principal. She doesn't notice this, either way.

b. The Dartmouth-trained teacher who wears scarves from Africa and is constantly drinking tea. She sits among her students during discussion, employs "active teaching" and is single. She has been to Timbuktu.

c. The art teacher who, when approached by students with "What up, G?" responds with, "I don't really know what that means, because I don't use those words. But I know you do." The students speak to him only in slang, because they enjoy moral teachings.

Conflict: Because schooling is compulsory to the age of 16, these people are kept together. Because of various personal issues, the teachers have not yet found a way out. To the amusement of the viewer, chaos and social issues ensue.

End.

Conclusion: These are the thoughts that kept me out of all the good schools.