One false move, get swiss cheesed up

I've been going through a bread phase lately, which works out well since the wife has been going through a fondue phase. She doesn't care for how often I talk to my starter (every night) but she loves the sourdough bread it produces.

Needless to say, the fondue thing has not been great for our waistlines.

Last night, after we had cheddar and beer fondue and gruyere and kirsch fondue, I suggested that maybe we should just have sex in the shower before we go to bed.

"We can take a lesson from nature: the reason hippos stay in the water so often and mate in the water is because it helps to ease the burden of their enormous weight."

I don't think we'll be having fondue again for a while.