Yesterday I left for work before 7 am and the wife was still sleeping.  I kissed her on the cheek and told her that I loved her.
 I got home just before midnight and the wife was just as I left her.  Again, I kissed her on the cheek and told her that I loved her.  
 When I first started out as a lawyer, I wondered how so many attorneys stayed married and worked such long hours.  Now I know: what is there to fight about when you never talk?  As long as she gets her boyfriend out before I come home, we're cool. 
  
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