And I like pianos in the evening sun

I'm not a very clean person, but I love cleaning. It's ritualistic for a couple of reasons: it symbolizes renewal and rebirth, and I do it once every year.

I had to spend my winter break cleaning my parent's garage, but I found something even better than dirty cleaning: Throwing away other people's stuff, and then illegally dumping it in someone else's dumpster.

Throwing away other people's stuff is fun because it is a practice of asserting your dominance over their domain. Illegally dumping it is thrilling because if someone confronts you, you might shit your pants.

I submit Salty Senorita's 2008 Best Practices:
1. Throw away the extraneous stuff of extraneous family members
2. Dump it in someone else's trash can
3. Pretend that you're not cleaning out your parent's garage because you are going to move into it.