Monday, December 17, 2007

Whatever makes you happy, whatever you want

I showed up early to a holiday party yesterday to offer my sous chef skills.  I was given a peeler and a pile of potatoes, which was fine by me.  I actually find peeling potatoes very relaxing.
 
Peeling potatoes was a big issue in my house growing up.  My dad peels potatoes with a peeler and make a million swipes on each potato.  My mother uses a paring knife and peels a potato in ten slices.  My father explained to me that my mother did not grow up as poor as he did and peels potatoes like a queen.  He told me to always peel potatoes like a pauper.
 
Yesterday, the chef came to check on me after ten minutes and said, "Oh, you have to go back and get all of those eyes off of those potatoes."     I said, "Aren't we shredding these to make potato pancakes?"  She said, "Yes but if you leave the eyes on, the potato pancakes will all turn brown."
 
As it turns out, being a sous chef is a lot like being an attorney.  Someone tells you do things that don't make any sense and you just do them to avoid argument.
 
I said, "Yes, chef."