I caught up with my buddy Fluff last night.  Things are going well with his new lady and he had a chance to meet her parents recently.
 "It didn't go so well," he said.  "I think they'd rather see their daughter with a Korean man."
 "Fucking assholes," I replied eloquently.  "Tell them you make enough money to buy their fucking dry cleaning shop and shut that shit down.  Seriously, what does her father do for a living?"
  Fluff said, "He actually runs a dry cleaning shop."
  
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