AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Last night I sat through "I Am Legend," a shitty movie. Will Smith is not a good actor. Why put him in scenes where he has to look like he's sad about something that never really happened?

The movie scared the shit out of me. I had to go to sleep with the lights on because I was afraid of hairless virus people. I made my friend comb the apartment: checking windows, locking locks, making sure no serial killers rest in my closets.

When I was in high school, I saw a movie about moths who kill people with my best friend. It scared me so badly that I had to admit it to her so that I could share her bed.

What is wrong with me?