Wednesday, December 19, 2007

My Wu-Tang slang is mad fucking dangerous

I asked my three-year-old nephew what he wanted for Christmas. 
 
"HOCKEY GUN!"
 
I said, "Look, I'll buy you anything you want in the entire universe.  But I have no idea what that is.  Can you draw it for me? What do you do with it?"
 
He just put his hands in the air and yelled "HOCKEY GUN!"
 
I guess I'm going to buy a toy gun and tape it to a hockey stick, but I have a feeling twenty years from now I'm going to buy the kid a Corvette to make up for that one year when he was three that all he wanted was a simple hockey gun and I failed to get it for him.