Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Right hand grip on the whip for the smooth getaway

There was a "dense fog advisory" for Northern New Jersey this morning.
I love how they discuss fog on the morning news. They say "give
yourself some extra time." Firstly, if I'm watching the news I'm
already up so the getting up early for extra time idea really isn't
going to work. Secondly, dense fog means that cops can't see me run
through red lights, right?

I just enjoy watching newscasters try to make me worry about
everything. They talk about dense fog like it's a biblical plague.
Driving in New Jersey itself is like experiencing a biblical plague.