She dangles carrots, makes you feel embarrassed

Boyfriend is very cute and one of the cutest things about him is the affected way he speaks. When I first met him I asked him where he came from, because I had never heard an accent like that before.

"From my speech therapist's office," he replied.

Boyfriend is good at playing the game. He can always make me feel like an asshole.

Last night we were discussing how much I've mellowed out over the years. "Some would say I'm 'mature' these days," I said. "Yes, some would," he said, kissing me on the cheek, "but I wouldn't."