Doorstep wit: 1. Salty: 0.

I came in to work today to find a student's missing notebook sitting on my desk so that I would return it to her in class today. She's an AP student and moody and broody and the cover of the notebook says (in big, block letters) "economics. YAY. Note the sarcasm."

I took it as a challenge and didn't return it to her in class because I wanted to respond; to back-talk her while also defacing her property.

But I can't think of anything funny and school appropriate so I'm returning the notebook tomorrow, defeated.