Do Not Overmix

My sister is ghetto fabulous. She reads books by Kimora Lee Simmons. While anorexics have Thinspiration, my sister has Asspiration. In her room you'll find pictures of Kim Kardashian and Beyonce. I wish I were kidding.

When she saw me yesterday she exclaimed, "Wow, God Damn, your ass is huge." So I think she was complimenting me.