Do Not Overmix

Last night I rolled up to a Whataburger drive-thru. Whataburger is an unpopular burger chain known primarily for once having the Phoenix Suns announcer emcee their commercials. Everything on the Whataburger menu begins with "What."

"Whatahello," I said into the speaker.

There was a long pause, and then a sigh.

And then, "Are you going to order or not?"