Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Electric avenue

Today at work we all got a lecture because someone had written, "Miguel is a donkey lover," on the cork board. "This is FUCKING IMMATURE," my boss railed. "It's FUCKING INTOLERABLE and it WON'T BE TOLERATED. If I see this shit ONE MORE TIME someone's getting fired. This shit is just so FUCKING IMMATURE."

Five minutes later he found that someone had dumped his soda (clearly marked "Boss") in the trash. He thought it was retribution. He called us in again to the empty room. Waving the soda cup, he started again. "This is FUCKING IMMATURE..."