The wife and I have to go to a wedding on Sunday. Like every wedding I've ever been to with the wife, she somehow has NOTHING TO WEAR.
Pepper: Why don't you wear that brown dress?
Wife: You said I look like Obi-Wan Kenobi in that dress.
Pepper: Yeah, but I love Obi-Wan. Everybody loves Obi-Wan. And besides, it's almost Halloween!
Wife: Yeah, but do you want to fuck Obi-Wan?
And then we spent the whole night dress shopping.
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