Friday, October 24, 2008

But Obi-Wan, he set me straight of course

The wife and I have to go to a wedding on Sunday.  Like every wedding I've ever been to with the wife, she somehow has NOTHING TO WEAR.
Pepper:  Why don't you wear that brown dress?
Wife:  You said I look like Obi-Wan Kenobi in that dress.
Pepper:  Yeah, but I love Obi-Wan.  Everybody loves Obi-Wan.  And besides, it's almost Halloween!
Wife:  Yeah, but do you want to fuck Obi-Wan?
And then we spent the whole night dress shopping.