I caught up with my buddy Fluff for lunch yesterday. He said that things weren't going so well with his girlfriend.
He said, "We had a fight and I threw a pizza at her."
Needless to say, this infuriated me. It seemed like such a horrible waste of pizza. I said that he could have thrown a shoe or a television at her, but a pizza? It really just shows a lack of respect for pizza.
He offered, "Well, it was only Domino's."
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