People think that unemployment is all a big party and for the most part, they're right. But there is an incredible sense of failure that follows you around all day. And everything that everyone says makes you feel like more of a failure.
Me: How is your friend doing?
Wife: Not so good, actually. While they were in Bermuda last week their lake house flooded. Then when they went to work on the lake house, their regular house flooded.
Me: Wow, I didn't realize they owned two houses. /* commits seppuku */
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