When love breaks your heart

Last night, a buddy of mine called.

"I have bad news," he said, "I got fired. How unexpected."

I asked him what his boss had said.

"She said that she was firing me," he said.

"Then she said that I should have been expecting it. Because my insurance work, quote, sucks."

I told him I was sorry to hear.

"Then she told me to, quote, get the fuck out of her office."

Yeah, he was calling me from the liquor store.