Yesterday I went to the video game store at 10 am because I am unemployed. I like talking to the kids there. They act like playing video games is the coolest thing on earth.
I had prepared a few Nico Bellic jokes and Soap MacTavish references when I walked in to find a teenage girl working there. I was stunned, I had never seen a female working at a video game store in my life. I didn't say a word to her, I just purchased a game and left.
It reminded me of when I was a teenager and I bought a Playboy from the female clerk at the newsstand. It's embarrassing because she could never possibly understand. Another man understands: porn is a tool that you need to survive. It's essential. But trying to explain to a woman why we need porn is like having my wife try to explain to me what it's like to have a vagina. There are some things you can never fully understand.
Just like video games are now essential to get out my aggressions so I don't go on a killing spree.
|