My sister-in-law is one of those people who, despite being attractive and incredibly witty, has been intermittently single for the past couple of years. On Saturday night she was set up on a promising date. My wife and I waited for the report since we are married and spent Saturday night watching television and not moving.
The phone rang at 10:30, which wasn't a good sign. I heard my wife say, "How was your date?" Then a few seconds later, my wife said, "How pudgy?"
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