I had lunch with my buddy Fingers yesterday. He asked where I had been all week.
I said, "Well, Monday I went out to help my mom with some work around the house and ended up just getting drunk there. Tuesday I went into the city to see the All Star parade but ended up drinking in a bar with my buddy Fluff for the entire day. Wednesday I had a job interview and then I had people over for wine and fondue. Today I'm just drinking and playing video games."
He said, "You're the closest thing to a rock star that I know."
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