Get fat like the cat

Yesterday for Boyfriend's birthday I took him to the drive-in to see the Batman movie. I went to three stores before I found a cooler, and when I did, that store didn't have ice. I drove way the fuck out to get his favorite dessert. I dangerously and illegally dumped all the shit out of my car. I cleaned the windshield. I got take-out, and finally I got us to the movies.

All of that caring for someone else left me emotionally exhausted, so today I turned to the McDonald's Big n' Tasty with cheese. And french fries. And a large Diet Coke. And a strawberry sundae, which should have been fudge. I took it all home, got into comfy clothes, and spent an elongated lunch time eating it in bed, trying to move as little as possible.

Slowly, I began to feel whole again.