I talk the shit, I walk the shit

Due to an unfortunate but truly minor traffic incident, my dad read me the Facts of Life- about ten times. When he was finished, he ended with what he considers the icing on the cake-- the grand finale to a particularly rousing lecture: "That's life. Learn it, live it, love it."

Half-asleep but angry, I sputtered out my best response: DAMN IT!

Yeah, I told him.