I went to liquor store over the weekend while I was completely intoxicated. For some reason I came home with a big bottle of Galliano. I had some insane recipe idea at my mind at the time but now I don't know what I was thinking.
My mother-in-law saw the bottle and said, "Galliano is what we used to give your wife when she was a baby to put her to sleep."
So it wasn't a total loss. Tonight I'm going to buy a new video game and make my wife a mixed drink with a ton of Galliano. We'll see if she still passes out right away.
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