Wednesday, May 7, 2008

I got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, nigga I'm from New York

The funniest thing I heard in Arizona was from the teenage clerk in Walgreens. 
 
He said, "Where are you from?"
 
I was buying sunblock so I was perplexed by the question.  What tipped him off that I was from out of town?
 
I said, "New York" and wondered what he would say next.
 
"Oh," he said.  "Sorry about that.  A lot of people around here wear Yankees hats even if they're not from New York."