The funniest thing I heard in Arizona was from the teenage clerk in Walgreens.  
 He said, "Where are you from?"
 I was buying sunblock so I was perplexed by the question.  What tipped him off that I was from out of town?
 I said, "New York" and wondered what he would say next.
 "Oh," he said.  "Sorry about that.  A lot of people around here wear Yankees hats even if they're not from New York."
  
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