Que onda, guero?

A friend of mine is getting married, so we're meeting at a wine shop to do some tasting.

"I can go but I'm on the vintage cruiser. Can we fit that in the back of the Jeep?" I asked.

"We're going to a wine tasting," she said, "I was actually wondering if you could fit me on the handlebars. You know, for the ride home."

I looked at her.

"Well I'm not going to be single forever!"