In the Afternoon

I am a pretty uptight bitch, and I am trying to work on that. I decided watching TV will help, because in my experience heavy TV watchers are soft and inarticulate. I need more of that. (Beer helps, too.)

Before subscribing I asked my 8th graders for advice. They raced to the board to provide service-by-service reviews and advice, and just as I decided Cox was the best, a kid raised his hand.

"Cox will screw you over, it screwed over my grandma" he said.
"Has anyone else's grandma been screwed over by Cox?" I asked. Unsuspecting.

Pandemonium.