I'm fucking Matt Damon

Today in class right after lunch one of my students asked to go to the office to take his Adderol. When I asked him why he didn't take it during lunch like he's supposed to, he said, "I was going to, but first I had to play rock-paper-scissors for a lunch seat and then I had to clean out my locker cuz I couldn't find my lunch but when I found it it had squeezed out of its bag so I had to go wash it..."

I had to chuckle. But on a more serious note, I realized that the cure for the pile of shit waiting for me on my desk is a serious case of ADHD. I need to get one. Maybe that kid could cough on me, or something.