Dollar, dollar, bills, you all

Last night my hippie friend came over to ask me about teaching, since he wants to teach at a community college.

"In the meantime before you get a certificate you can substitute at the year-round schools. That way you'll even get to use your German degree. You have to have a degree to be a substitute. That way they know you're not a total loserfuckup."

He considered for a second, then said, "Well, at least a loserfuckup with a college degree."