(And she laughed!)

Since I moved into the new apartment, I have been eying a neighbor of mine. She lives in a house that has a big door in the shape of a keyhole. She is Cool.

Unfortunately, we can never be best friends because she's moving to Hawaii.

I finally met her at her yard sale, where I found out she's deaf. I also found out that haggling with your hands is awesome. Since it's impossible to sign more than 10 without looking like you're squeezing boobies, prices are kept to below ten- real cheap. I bought a military cot and some clothes and had a lot of fun with my fake signing.

"God!" I laughed to the deaf woman, "I really wish we could talk more!"