The water is so yellow, I'm a healthy student

Last night, I got home late. The most beautiful dog had terrorized the apartment: the garbage was down and strewn all over the place; my bed was unmade and my clothes strewn about (she likes to do that); the dishes weren't done (although I had explicitly asked her to take care of that for me).

As I yelled, she jumped up and down about the back door. She really needed to pee. Because terrorizing the house is okay, but pissing on the tile is just unforgivable.