To those who choose to use disrespectful views

To celebrate my triumph over the flu, Boyfriend and I went day drinking at Four Peaks, the best brewery in Arizona.

Since I'm almost an alcoholic, I'm able to order right away. Boyfriend, though, is more discerning. "Uh, what citrus and floral tones does the IPA evoke, exactly?" he asked.

"Ah, bro, I know exactly what you're getting at. Tastes like weed, bro!" said the waiter.

First of all, Boyfriend is not a bro, and he was wondering if it tasted like oranges. Maybe it's worth noting that Four Peaks is right next to ASU-- Harvard of the West, and ...myalmamater.