Even though I gave up watching football this year, I ended up watching most of the New York Football Giants' playoff games because my wife is a huge Giants fan. Last year, the Giants didn't do as well so I didn't learn most of the wife's routines until this year, which included wearing the exact same clothes for every playoff game, changing seats in the room if things weren't going well, and giving Troy Aikman intermittently throughout the game.
Last night she stood up for the last ten minutes of the game, which meant I had to stand up as well since she likes to grasp my arm and shake me while saying things like "COME ON PLAX!"
So when the Giants won the Super Bowl for the first time in many years, I was hoping that she would develop some kind of new routine involving a sexy outfit and some crazy moves. But then she just fell asleep.
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