I was swimming in the Caribbean...

I called up my insurance salesman friend last night... well, my ex-insurance salesman friend. He had been drinking.

"No, Salty, I'm not in the insurance business anymore. Yeah, I was fired. Well, they asked me not to return after I didn't show up for three days in a row."

I asked him about the Peace Corps.

"No, I'm not doing that either. I've been thinking too small. This world is too big to be thinking too small!"