Thursday, February 14, 2008

The hell if I care, I'm just here to get my cash

Last night I had to attend a mandatory associate workshop on how to improve communication skills.  The first exercise forced us to pair up with a partner and speak for three minutes straight about what we do without using any filler words such as "um" or "like." 
 
I was only able to speak for two minutes about patent law.  I completely ran out of things to say and, to be quite honest, two minutes of talking about my job is two minutes more than I enjoy. 
 
My partner, a lovely female speech scientist, then asked me if I like my job.
 
I said, "So tell me about being a speech scientist!"