I'm the one, natural one

I live in a city that is against lights. There are light ordinances so that we can see the beautiful stars and because people who sell lights want to profit off of you. You see, I live in a city planned by communists.

In the early morning even car lights barely illuminate anything. I ran into a sidewalk while trying to make a turn and dented the fuck out of my car. Then, on my run, I had to stop to figure out if I had left the trail or was simply stuck in a small area of brush. At that time I stepped on a big pile of dog pie. When I cursed, the old woman walker thought it was at her. Now I expect to be shunned by the small community of area runners.

Lights, people. Lights good. Buy lights for your city.