If it's not perfect, I will perfect

To start the year off on a healthy note, I made cheeseburger fries for dinner last night, which consist of chopped meat and cheese that has been shaped into sticks and deep fried. We ate while we watched a show on television with people competing to lose weight.

When I described the idea to the wife yesterday afternoon, I told her that I had never made this delicacy before and didn't have a recipe. She said, "After just hearing the concept, I don't see how it could be bad. It actually sounds like it could be the best thing ever."