There is a woman who sits near me in church every week that doesn't shake hands. During the traditional sign of peace when you turn to your fellow Catholics and share Christ's peace by shaking hands, she stands with her arms folded and just nods in your direction. She completely shuns all hands offered to her.
Here's what really bothers me about her: she's fat. She's really, really fat. I would think that a germophobe would be reluctant to eat so much. She's obviously placing a ton of food into her body, and yet she's nervous to let her hand touch mine.
So Jesus hung out with lepers, and she won't shake my hand. Has she even read the bible?
I hope that when she meets Jesus he refuses to touch her and casts her to the abyss of hell.
I'm not in a good mood today.
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